Ultra-Speed Loot

Faster than you alt-F4 after dying.

Hardcore Checkout

Safer than a noob camping in spawn.

Perfect Drop

Loot so good it MUST be patched soon

Turbo Support

Faster than a healer when you say “help.”

Latest Drops

  • Action Figures

    So insane that if you stare at them for 5 seconds, they gain +10 Charisma and start arguing lore with each other.

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  • Lamps & Lights

    They shine so bright your room becomes a respawn point. If a slime appears, don’t say I didn’t warn you

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  • Plushies

    Cuteness so strong it gives +50 emotional defense, -20 productivity, and a high chance of “brb, hugging again”

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These items get more attention than a final boss with 1% HP left